Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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