I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
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I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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