Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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