i just google imaged poop.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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