Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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