I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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