You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
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stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
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