Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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