so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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