I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
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I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
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I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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