Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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