just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
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Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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