I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
Hippo gnu deer
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
we're so committed to being not committed
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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