It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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