I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
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Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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