She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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