yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I cannot find my penis.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
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I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
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