So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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