Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
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The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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