She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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