Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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