how can u be prego again
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Life is so much better after having sex.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Drake has all the answers
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
Randomize
