I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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