my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
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Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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