Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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