The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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