so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
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she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
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Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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