Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I am midnight drunk by noon
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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