Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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