The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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