No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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