It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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