Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
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I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
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I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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