Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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