everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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