I wanna bring you to show and tell
My room smells like vodka and shame
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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