i just google imaged poop.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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