Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Randomize