It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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