I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
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So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
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