i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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