Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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