so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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