all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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