I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
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It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
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You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
So apparently I’m into choking now
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