I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
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