Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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