Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
What should've been a 10 minute beer run turned into her having a 40 minute mental breakdown in my car while in the parking lot. She then asked if she could live at my house and be my girlfriend. Her finishing act was stealing my peanut m&m's.
Well, when a girl introduces herself as "stormy" and gets your number from her boyfriends phone, I'd say that your situation is to be expected.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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