we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
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