its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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