And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
should my penis look like a turkey
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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