Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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