Me too!
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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